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Jun 26Liked by Emmeleigh Smyth-Crunston, MA

If not sure is it okay to write…..he put his thingy-ma- bob in her what’s-it….asking for a friend

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That's, honestly? Disgusting. I'm sorry, but you need to be a little more reserved and tasteful in your erotic writing.

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Jun 25Liked by Emmeleigh Smyth-Crunston, MA

...i find it useful also to add a preamble to these scenes where you let the readers know through some third person narrative that "there is about to be some boning going on" or "you are now entering the bone zone"...it adds good suspense...speaking of suspense, are they both going to have sex with the mop?...

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As any man from Nantucket will tell you, rhymes are super sexy. So I prefer “welcome to the bone zone.” Consider also adding a fun skeleton image as a play on words. Humor is sexy, after all!

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...i forgot how erotic decomposed bodies can be in novellas...

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Jun 25Liked by Emmeleigh Smyth-Crunston, MA

Phew, this made me wetter than a cucumber in a women's prison.

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I was hoping to make you harder than the ice pick used to kill Trotsky, but I’ll take it!

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Call me when it’s time to do some research!

Seventies Humor

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